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doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

Okay, who do we have to blackmail/bribe/fuck/kill to make it happen?

thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
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thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
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thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
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thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
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thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
Zoom
thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
Zoom
thingsididntknowwereerotic: The Fangirl-English Phrasebook Learn to communicate with non-fangirls! Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic. Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive. Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor. I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role. Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed. Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul. Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.
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thingsididntknowwereerotic:

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Find more Hiddles at thingsididntknowwereerotic.

Hmm. I think we can afford to be a bit less evasive.

Who is that? - Tom Hiddleston. He was the bad guy in The Avengers and worked with Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Jim Jarmusch. He’s an accomplished stage actor.

I don’t really think he’s that cute. - Well, you don’t need to be an eye-candy if you’re a good actor, just look at Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman, to name a few.

Is he going to be in another movie? - Yes, Thor 2 comes out this November, then OLLA, and right now he’s about to start filming a movie about Robert Capa, playing the leading role.

Why didn’t they get somebody famous to play Loki? - They probably decided to take a chance with some fresh faces, and it turned out very well indeed.

Do you like him? - Yes, he’s a good actor and even better human being, I admire his spirit and kind soul.

Yep. Now it sounds better, I believe.

So let me get this straight.

zhora-salome:

He basically pulled an all-nighter…crossed to the European main land by car and ferry…probably drove all the way to Paris…..probably took a plane from there to Nice…changed on the plane…arrived in Nice, hopped into the next car and rushed to Cannes to make the photocall…….

…and he still managed to look like this. 

Bastard.

(Actually I rather think he had someone drive him, but you get my drift…)

Yep. And he looks like shit, tbh, I mean, compared to himself in other circumstances, and yet he’s totally gorgeous. :)

Okay, tumblr people, I’m officially one of you now, ‘cause there was some coverage of the Cannes Film Festival on Russian TV news and they mentioned OLLA and showed about two seconds of the trailer - Tom’s face - and I swear, guys, the sound I made was not human, as you always say. Literally. And I didn’t care that my mom was near me. I’m kinda proud of myself now knowing that I am a real Hiddlestoner. Yep.

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